>> Thursday, April 5, 2012
This is a warning to all "lizards" aka geckos within my toddler's radius. Mr. Action Jackson loves you to pieces and is determined to fill his pockets with you, every night from now until the end of time.
I promise you, geckos, I will do my best to ensure your tails remain intact and that you do not make it through my threshold...although last night, two of you came dangerously close and one of you may have lost part of your tail... I promise, my little boy meant you no harm!