Infertitle and the Fertile

My sister (Fertile) and her mister decide they're ready for a baby. So, she does the math and decides that now is the best time. She's a teacher, so a Spring baby is best. Fertile throws out her pills while I (Infertile) instruct her to chart her cycle. Not totally consumed with trying to get knocked up, Fertile charts when she remembers.

Baby making cycle comes. Fertile actually remembers to temp and chart for about 14 days out of the month. She buys a box of OPK's and calls Infertile every single morning to discuss. Finally, Fertile pee's on a stick and it tells her it's baby making time. Instead of making a baby, Fertile calls Infertile asking what to do. Really. Hysterical?!?

That evening our next conversation goes something like this:
Infertile: Hello
Fertile: How long do I have to lay here?
Infertile: Hello, what?!?
Fertile: How long do I have to lay here?
Infertile: What the hell are you talking about? Where are you laying?
Fertile and her mister: We just had sex, so how long do I have to lay here? I don't want it to fall out!

And that folks is how a couple of fertiles get pregnant:)